Showing posts with label Walt Disney World. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walt Disney World. Show all posts

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Keys to the Kingdom Part Four: Disney's Hollywood Studios




*NOTE: The following was written back when the original Keys to the Kingdom articles were written and I never released it because my computer died before I could edit the thing and as such - some of these things may be outdated or maybe even already announced (STUPID HAT)*

After all this time and multiple parts of my Kingdom series, here we have made it to the grand finale: Disney Hollywood Studios.

Disney Hollywood Studios is neck and neck in contention for my favorite park and for the very same reason and that is nostalgia. I remember what the Studios used to be...actual working Studios.

Yes. I miss this.
I know that Disney doesn't plan to start going back into production on those grounds, so the Studios are now a love letter to the industry. Or at least it will be once I am done with it.

Let's take a tour, shall we?


As we walk through the gates and head down Hollywood Blvd, you see the Chinese Theater that houses The Great Movie Ride. Un-obscured by the giant Mickey Hat, this is the first thing that we notice that is different.

Walking up Hollywood Blvd, we take a right down Sunset Blvd to see that the Theater of the Stars no longer is the site of the Beauty and the Beast stage show and now houses a new Tangled extravaganza with songs from the movie and climaxing with "I See the Light" in which lanterns light up and float on stage and in the audience.

Moving through a new path built off the path where the Rock N Roller Coaster is located, We come across the Animation Courtyard where the big hat has been relocated.

Replacing the Voyage of the Little Mermaid is a new Frozen attraction. Either a stage show with live actresses singing the hit soundtrack of the film, or a ride through of some of the films most memorable moments. Either way, the AC needs to be cranked and the fake snow needs to fly.
NOTE: The stage show is happening, but I put it in the wrong spot. Still want to get rid of the Mermaid show. 

Pixar Place will remain mostly the same as you walk out toward a lovely themed building with two entrances.

On the right will be an entrance to "Fix It Felix!" where you can meet the stars of Disney's Wreck It Ralph. The queue winds through a small portion of the Game Central Station where you can see in the windows different licensed video game characters as they move about their business. Several interactive screens line the queue with an "attract mode" that acts like you can visit these different interactive games that you can play on the wall from different trains in GCS.  Once you get into the Meet and Greet proper, the room looks like you just stepped into "Fix-It-Felix Jr.!"

On the left side of the entrance you will find the queue for the new "E Ticket" attraction, "Sugar Rush!". Guests will wait in a similar queue with an animatronic Q*Bert at the end of the first room and the Surge Protector checking passengers at the door to the next section of queue. The next portion is a long corridor where the little train would have been to take you in and out of the game. As you get closer, the smells of candy fill the air.



The pre-show area includes several kiosks where you can play mini games related to your upcoming race and how you do indicates how much "Boost" you get for your vehicle as explained by Vanellope.

In the load area (which will have a sign above the load station that flashes "Loading...please wait." as passengers enter their themed cars and your booster levels match what you had earned in the preshow area. As you move into the dark ride section, you go through the training level with Ralph and Venellope, but King Candy/Turbo shows up using its networking capability and saps all of the Boost from your vehicles. As you chase Turbo through the lands of Sugar Rush, you Race alongside him until you are able to make him lose control and refill your boost just in time for you to boost toward the finish line at the Diet Coke mountain while Mentos falls in for an explosive finale.

You exit the attraction through Litwak's Arcade, an arcade/gift shop/restaurant modeled after the one in the movie.

As you go toward the Streets of America, not much has changed here because management wouldn't allow the area that brings in so many people during Christmas for the Osbourne Spectacle of Dancing Lights.

The small Muppets area wouldn't be expanded per say; however, we can re theme the Mamma Melrose eatery  to the Muppets. Anyone familiar with the original plan for the area would know that this was going to be Muppet themed complete with a Swedish Chef that occasionally burns down the kitchen.

Going around the corner, we see the Tatooine Traders and Star Tours as normal; however, the entire area from here all the way to the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular and the American Idol Experience on the other side of Echo Lake.

In general, the entire area will be patrolled by Storm Troopers, Jedi, Droids, and several other types of entertainment in the streets.

Going along the side of Star Tours we can see the Backlot Express has been redone as the Mos Isley Cantina. In the front is a standard counter service with several booths and a Cantina Band. If you prefer to have the character meal with the Star Wars characters, you can go to the buffet on the inside where the bar looks like the one from the film with animatronic patrons that you cannot get to, but they will interact with you as you get your rotisserie chicken and heat lamped pizza. Since you are paying a premium, of COURSE you are getting a cantina band as well. Every so often a show will happen with lightsaber or blaster duels and the like.

Having replaced the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular will be a Speeder Bike attraction where we can zoom through the forest moon of Endor.



Replacing the Sounds Dangerous and American Idol attractions would be an entirely new experience themed around Boba Fett. Set up as if you are fugitives running from the Imperial forces, you enter the Cloud City (using a fake high speed elevator in the preshow) to get to the take off platforms to ship you and your party safely to a Rebellion controlled system. As you get into the transport (roller coaster car), you slowly make your way through the show scenes where you can see your ship in the distance getting prepared for takeoff. Boba Fett's Slave one appears in front of you and the bounty hunter demands that you stop and surrender. "It will only do for a surrender. You're wanted alive or dead," he explains before the transport launches into a chase made possible with projections, on board audio, and several inversions as you race around the darkened city night chased by Fett. The ride ends at a safe house (um...gift shop), as you have narrowly escaped the clutches of the famed bounty hunter.

There you have it! My newly revamped Disney's Hollywood Studios! What do you like? What would you do? If you like any of these ideas, please tell us here, on Facebook, or Twitter!

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Friday, April 18, 2014

Keys to the Kingdom Part One: Magic Kingdom


Have you ever sat down with friends or loved ones where you spent the imaginary money that you had as a result of a future lottery winning that likely will never happen? I love to do that kind of thing because for a brief moment in time, I can live like a millionaire in my gorgeous mansion in Orlando, surrounded by my loved ones in smaller houses as I go to the grocery store in my Delorean.

Much like those flights of lottery fancy, I always enjoy coming up with additions and policies that I would institute if I were in charge of Disney Parks. This is not only because they are cool, but because I think Disney would make a ton of money off of these ideas and I truly hope that they steal them.

I think we should really begin with the park that needs little introduction, the Magic Kingdom. Of course this means that I am going to introduce it anyway.

The Magic Kingdom is the park that people think about when people say Walt Disney World. Luckily, it doesn't really need too much work. The park is currently (as of April 2014) undergoing a refresh around the Hub to allow for better traffic flow as well as the addition of viewing areas for the fireworks. The Seven Dwarfs Mine Train will be opeining as the final stage of the New Fantasyland expansion that also included the hit Little Mermaid dark ride, the Be Our Guest resturaunt, and a few other nice bits. So what is there that can be done? Let's take this on a land by land basis so that you can better visualize what I would do.



Main Street:
Main Street needs very little in the way of changes cosmetically. In fact, the only real changes I would make in the area would be a refresh of the Tony's Townsquare Resturaunt and the merchandising.

Tony's is too cramped and the food is worse than an Olive Garden knock off. I would just get rid of the current menu (which I assume was written in crayon at the time they were originally written) and raise prices to make it more of a signature dining experience. Again, that only works if the food is good. Maybe we can get Chef Joe from MasterChef to do something with it. Of course that would be wishful thinking.

As we walk further down Main Street, the stores are all basically selling the same stuff that you can buy anywhere else in WDW. I think it would be a good idea to have at least a few items that are specifically for main street. T-shirts, hats, and even Dapper Dan merchandise would be nice.



Adventureland:
As we continue to move from Main Street and go clockwise to Adventureland, we cross over the bridge to discover the biggest change I would make to the Magic Kingdom.

The first thing you will notice is that Tinkerbell's Magical Nook (teehee) will be replaced by a meet and greet with Aladdin, Jasmine, Abu, and the Genie allowing me to relocate the nook in another park (I will discuss specifics in a future installment). You and your family will be making the procession to congratulate Al and his new bride at their wedding.

As you move past the Aloha Isle and smoking area, you will find yourself with multiple paths you can take. Two of the paths will guide you through a series of shops and highly themed areas that look like a Middle Eastern market similar to what is located in the Morocco pavilion in EPCOT. (Yes, I know Morocco is in Africa)

Morocco Pavilion
The shopping area is like a maze and will give you the feel of being in an exotic country and will sell a selection of Indiana Jones merchandise. The area will completely replace the FLYING CARPETS OF ALADDIN attraction and will culminate with an Indiana Jones face character meet and greet opportunity.

Set up to be as if Marshall College, employer of Dr. Jones, is trying to get alumnus to donate money to the archaeology department by sending the world famous explorer on tour to shake babies and kiss hands.

The location of the meet and greet as well as the merch will make sense considering that the third path that leads straight ahead(accessible from the shops as well) will be INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF THE FORBIDDEN EYE or similar attraction where the SWISS FAMILY TREEHOUSE is currently located. Travelling past these locations will bring you past some areas that will not be touched including THE JUNGLE CRUISE, THE ENCHANTED TIKI ROOM, and PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN though the latter of which needs a severe refresh to fix the effects.

The PIRATE TUTORIAL will continue on in this area and Tortuga Tavern will be converted into a sit down restaurant with two character meal experiences. Breakfast will have the characters of Jake and the Neverland Pirates as they serve breakfast burritos (as suggested by Barbara Phelps) and the like and dinner will have Jack Sparrow to hob nob with guests as he looks for new crew members.

Frontierland:
Frankly, Frontierland is almost pitch perfect. The only thing here would be to ensure the effects on SPLASH MOUNTAIN keep working (often they don't) and add the Disneyland effects to BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN RAILROAD.

Liberty Square:
Liberty Square is also pretty perfect. The only thing I can think of is to add whoever our next president is to the HALL OF PRESIDENTS.

Fantasyland:
Eff you Fantasyland! You've had enough TLC, dagnabbit!

Tomorrowland:
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Tomorrowland is a mess.

What does the "Tomorrow" in Tomorrowland even mean anymore, really? Not much of anything if you ask me. There isn't one aspect of the attractions located here that make me think of the Future as was the original intent of this land.

The good news about the land is that there really isn't too much that I can really do to it. I think the attractions located there are ok, but it is such a mismatched group of properties in there. It really is more of a sci-fi version of Fantasyland without the cohesiveness.

Any changes that I would do would be mostly cosmetic. Just drop some paint here and there, make sure the effects are working on all of the shows and what not. The only content change in the area would be to improve two of the attractions that are already there.

In the back of the area is the CAROUSEL OF PROGRESS, a fifty year old attraction with a finale that predicts a future that is about twenty years past. I say that the final scene should be overhauled to either the original as an homage, or change it to a new future and enter into the budget to update it again in another ten years.

The other attraction I would overhaul is STITCH'S GREAT ESCAPE. I really hate this attraction, but only because it seems to be effects based for the sake of effects. If I can just get the Imagineers to remove the chilli dog scene, it will be a major victory.


Aside from updating the fireworks and finding a replacement for the MAIN STREET ELECTRICAL PARADE, these are the major changes that I would make to the Magic Kingdom if I was the one in charge. Next time, I will take on what used to be a park of discovery: EPCOT. Until then, share this with those who would appreciate this type of thing and don't forget to comment and tell me what you like and dislike about my ideas. Don't be afraid to comment with what you would do instead because I love to hear new ideas!

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

55 - Ham Solo





This week on a landmark episode, join Jay, Wally, and Elaine as they travel the world in search of the greatest things to talk about EVER!

Elaine picks Pikmin to keep her off the mean streets of Animal Crossing to feed her turnip addiction! Jason slices and dices the very veiny pectorals of The Wolverine! Wally watches The Amazing Spider-man and compares it to a very surprising cult hit!

That isn't even all as the show devolves into Disney World sinking into the ground, Vin Diesel playing a talking tree, and very private conversations about genitalia. Again.

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

50 - Iron Manliness




This week on the triumphant return of The Broke Nerdcast: Jay and Wally are joined by author Sean Arthur Cox as he discusses his new novel "New Tricks", a tale that takes the familiar fantasy tropes we all know and turning them on their head!

Once they do everything in their power to not spoil the best bits of the book, they guys discuss Star Wars Land at Disney World and the guys brainstorm and design the single greatest theme park attraction to be crafted by man by putting you into an Iron Man suit!

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

42 - "WE ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY, MATE!"




Thanks to a corrupted audio file, this week's episode is only 3/4 long. But hey,

three-quarters of an episode is better than no episode right?

Returning Guest B.J. Wanlund drops by to tell us all about the new video games

he's been playing, Jay discusses Hemlock Grove, and Wally talks about his trip to Disney.



Saturday, December 8, 2012

Broke Nerdcast: Existenses'es



In this week’s strangely titled episode, join Jason and Wally as they talk about the greatest gifts they have ever received! From Wall’s wife bestowing him with memorabilia from extinct Walt Disney World attractions and his favorite video game of all time, to Jason’s wife giving him the gift that keeps giving you our semi-regular Broke Nerdtoon; the show de-evolves into a love fest for our loved ones.
In addition to our gift giving gabbing, Jason goes over his exciting weekend amongst nerd royalty at the New Orleans Comic Con, Wally gives his verdict on Epic Mickey 2, and much more!
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Saturday, September 15, 2012

The Party Pack of Neckbones



Wally and Jason are joined this week by Brian Powers and with their forces combined they form THE PARTY PACK OF NECKBONES! The Pack discuss the sweet smells of Wii U, Vin Diesel’s surprise move as a method of birth control, and debate the benefits of the Star Wars Prequels. Then the Pack tell the eagerly anticipated tale of how they thought their final moments on this planet were going to be in the Happiest Place On Earth! All this and more await on The Broke Nerdcast!
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